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Tue
Mar
9th
2010
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Still image from John Carpenter's 'The Thing' (1982) featuring the characters Windows, Palmer and MacGreedy

PALMER: You gotta be fucking kidding…”

Yet again… originality is alien to Hollywood.

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Of no particular use to me, as I have my own cow, but interesting nonetheless. (via)

Sun
Feb
21st
2010
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Jesus Christ, he’s taking a dump on that bird!
— Fireman, from The Sarah Silverman Program (Season 3, episode 3: “A Slip Slope”)
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Autopsy In The Form Of An Elegy

by John Stone


In the chest
in the heart
was a vessel

was the pulse
was the art
was the love

was the clot
small and slow
and the scar
that could not know

the rest of you
was very nearly perfect.

from Music From Apartment 8. © Louisiana State University Press, 2004. (via)

Sat
Feb
6th
2010
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This Week's Canceled DVR 'Season Passes'

  • Heroes - Should’ve been canceled last season (by me and NBC)

Wed
Feb
3rd
2010
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Fuck This Weather for Los Angeles

Mon
Feb
1st
2010
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© Drew Litton (featured in the Chicago Tribune on 12.23.09)
Fans have to hope the Bears hiring Mike Martz as Offensive Coordinator today is a step toward being less bad.

© Drew Litton (featured in the Chicago Tribune on 12.23.09)

Fans have to hope the Bears hiring Mike Martz as Offensive Coordinator today is a step toward being less bad.

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If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.
J.D. Salinger (1919-2010) - Opening line from The Catcher in the Rye
Tue
Jan
12th
2010
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Tin of Garret Gourmet Popcorn "Chicago Mix"

Their “Chicago Mix” (Caramel and Cheese) is orgasmic, easily inhalable, and not the least bit healthful. On the ground, you can only get it in Chicago (and one store in Manhattan). In the air, O’Hare Airport has a store in the United and American Airlines Terminals. In the mail, it’s yours for the shipping.

I am not a paid spokesperson (but if they offered to pay me in product, I’d be a pig in cheese dust).

Mon
Jan
11th
2010
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Needed closure on a crappy season. Okay, not that that’s done…

Needed closure on a crappy season. Okay, not that that’s done…