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Sat
Feb
6th
2010
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This Week's Canceled DVR 'Season Passes'

  • Heroes - Should’ve been canceled last season (by me and NBC)

Wed
Feb
3rd
2010
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Fuck This Weather


Fuck This Weather for Los Angeles

Mon
Feb
1st
2010
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© Drew Litton (featured in the Chicago Tribune on 12.23.09) Fans have to hope the Bears hiring Mike Martz as Offensive Coordinator today is a step toward being less bad.

© Drew Litton (featured in the Chicago Tribune on 12.23.09)

Fans have to hope the Bears hiring Mike Martz as Offensive Coordinator today is a step toward being less bad.

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If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.
— J.D. Salinger (1919-2010) - Opening line from The Catcher in the Rye
Tue
Jan
12th
2010
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Eat This Now: Garrett Gourmet Popcorn


Tin of Garret Gourmet Popcorn "Chicago Mix"

Their “Chicago Mix” (Caramel and Cheese) is orgasmic, easily inhalable, and not the least bit healthful. On the ground, you can only get it in Chicago (and one store in Manhattan). In the air, O’Hare Airport has a store in the United and American Airlines Terminals. In the mail, it’s yours for the shipping.

I am not a paid spokesperson (but if they offered to pay me in product, I’d be a pig in cheese dust).

Mon
Jan
11th
2010
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Needed closure on a crappy season. Okay, not that that’s done…

Needed closure on a crappy season. Okay, not that that’s done…

Fri
Jan
1st
2010
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010110

Harmless numeric representation of the first day of the new decade, or the code for the machines’ great awakening?

Ask your toaster.

Sun
Dec
13th
2009
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Forbes: Chicago Bulls 3rd Most Valuable Franchise

Lately, though, they’re pretty worthless on the court. (via)

Thu
Dec
10th
2009
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Sub-freezing temperatures, sub-500 winning percentages. It’s almost not worth commenting on anymore. And here it is nearly time to endure a new week’s worth of frustration.

Sub-freezing temperatures, sub-500 winning percentages. It’s almost not worth commenting on anymore.

And here it is nearly time to endure a new week’s worth of frustration.

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'Freshness That Lasts'... And No Jelly Cling

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Not sure if I should eat a sandwich made with Bimbo Bread or toss it in the drier with my wet laundry.

Must admit, though… my PB&J was never more snuggly.