
Probably not as rugged as depicted in Argus’ sales materials, but its design “feelability” factor scores points (and shoots).
This is all I know how to do, Doc. I don’t fish. I don’t golf. I fight fires. And I eat cake. So, you take away the fires and, I promise you… Three weeks… a month, tops… I will be dead due to cake-related injuries. Can you live with that?
Lt. Ken “Lou” Shea, from Rescue Me (Season 6, Ep. 10 - “A.D.D.”)
The good lines come few and far between, as the once crackling hot series sputters and cools on its way to the finish line next year.
File under: “Duh.”
Besides, the barbecue’s not so great.

They gave us those nice bright colors…
These dedicated folks are doing good works and filling a vital need across the U.S..
Send them money.
Oh, I was just remembering how normal your vagina used to look, compared to now… It’s like an open-faced reuben.

Unfortunately, the grass doesn’t grow until next year.
In the meantime, perhaps Scotts’ R&D Department can work on a new formula fortified with wins.
She’s a silly woman. Honestly, Henry, I don’t know how you can stand living in that man’s dirt.
“Putting Them First” - American Airlines (via)
Yes, it’s ultimately a TV commercial. But its call to action is noble, necessary and should never be questioned.