Revise & Consent: Archive

“No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else’s...”

– H.G. Wells

Apr 1st

For Chicago Chef, it's Prepare, Print, and Serve →

Hi-tech meals printed on edible paper. I assure you sir, it’s “wafer-thin.” (via C|Net)

Mar 31st

Mar 30th

Buffalo Sabres Top All Pro Teams In Fan Experience

ESPN The Magazine poll ranks NHL team #1 out of all 122 major professional sports franchises in what they give to their fans. That’s hockey, baseball, basketball and football, folks. Major market THIS. (via The Buffalo News and ESPN)

Mar 30th

The Onion News Network

Just like the Onion Radio News podcast, but longer… and with pictures… that move. (via del.icio.us/joetomczak)

Mar 28th

“Due to global warming, Eskimos have lost seven percent of their words for snow.”

– Onion News Network

Mar 28th

Pizza Boxes Carry Deadbeat Mug Shots →

Hello, Lou’s Pizza…? Yes, I’d like to order a large pie… Extra cheese… Hold the alimony.

Mar 26th

(Un)Acceptable.tv

From the creators of the exponentially hilariouser (sp) The Sarah Silverman Program. Liked this show better when it was Channel 101. A clinical case of a network television cash infusion sucking the funny gene right out. Yacht Rock still kicks my ass.

Mar 26th

“Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.”

– Mom’s Email, forwarded from Someone

Mar 23rd

Mathematics disproves existence of Vampires

Study claims “Buffy” universe harbors no more than 512 of the walking dead.

Mar 23rd

Grand Canyon Skywalk →

Let me get this straight… I can now pay upwards of $25 to actually see where my spit lands?

Mar 22nd

Los Angeles Times Front Page Font Soup

M-m, bad. At least the online version doesn’t induce headaches. (via del.icio.us/joetomczak)

Mar 22nd

“Wisdom outweighs any wealth.”

– Sophocles, from Antigone

Mar 22nd

The Filter

Instant Playlist generator plugin for iTunes, designed with backing from Peter Gabriel. (via del.icio.us/joetomczak)

Mar 21st

Twittervision

Not particularly sure of its purpose yet, but mesmerizing to watch. (via del.icio.us/joetomczak)

Mar 21st

Highrise - Shared Contact Manager/Task List

From those productivity elves who brought you Campfire and Basecamp, et al. (via del.icio.us/joetomczak)

Mar 21st

The Greek Gods Family Tree →

Seeing that Gaia begat Uranus, perhaps, too, was birthed the phrase: “Knowing your ass from a hole in the ground.” Clarification needed, of course.

Mar 20th

“Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.”

– George Bernard Shaw

Mar 19th

World Water Day on 3.22.07 →

1 billion people lack access to clean drinking water!

Mar 19th

21st Century Homesteading: Free land in Alaska →

I’m going back! Where are my mukluks…?

Mar 17th

McCain Stumbles on HIV Prevention →

Another “Fugitive-like” derailment for the “Straight Talk Express.” It’s spelled o-u-t-o-f-t-o-u-c-h, Senator.

Mar 17th

“Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.”

– Alfred Hitchcock

Mar 17th

VisualDNA →

Mar 13th

Are you crying? There's no crying at the movies!

The Today Show came up with a list of seven movies that apparently make guys cry. Field of Dreams is strangely absent. I mean, come on. “Dad… Do you wanna have a catch…?” I mean, it just gets you right… Wait minute… What am I talking about…? Sack up!

Mar 13th

“The way I see life, it’s like we’re all flying on the...”

– Richard Jeni

Mar 12th