The Onion: Area Man Bids Tearful Farewell To Family As NFL Season Begins -
Just leave the wings and beer outside the bunker door, and then slowly step away.
Defintely a better door than window.
A.V. Club: The Internet Has Officially Killed Leonard Maltin's Movie Guide -
The 2015 edition will be its last. There’s been an edition (if not always the most recent) on the reference shelf here, like, since forever. Bummer.
(Image © Leonard Maltin/Signet)
My book of cartoons ‘You’re All Just Jealous of my Jetpack’ is available now:
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from Daily Kos’ "Here’s Your Union-Made Labor Day Shopping List" (Image © AFL-CIO)
And don’t forget to roast that meat (or those veggies) on a Weber grill while chilling your beverages, sides and condiments inside an Igloo cooler.
"Are you ready, boots?"
Not looking the gift horse in the mouth.