Buffalo Chicken Super Bowl Cupcake -

All the elements to satisfy the wing purist are there (with the bonus of Frank’s-fueled, cornbread cake and blue cheese “frosting”).
It’s possible to see, though, how the presentation would inhibit that first bite. “But that’s a chicken wing… on a cupcake.”
Then again, have you met my belly’s good friend and gastronomaly Roscoe’s Chicken & Waffles? (via)
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Oh, no… It’s getting a little nippy out. Not a good time to start turtling. — Mr. Fuller (The Stripper), from New Girl (Season 1, Ep. 10 - “The Story of 50”)
Just dawned on me that the stuff should be called Teethpaste. You don’t apply it to just one tooth. — Joe Dubstyle
Back in the day, I had a friend on my street who bought these cavity bombs by the case just to collect the “Play Money” point cards inside, which he’d mail in to Boyer for chintzy prizes… or more Mallo Cups.
Me, I preferred Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups (half of my ritual candy-tandem purchase with Snickers, which I still occasionally go for when I’m jonesing for a choco-fix).
Just looking at the packaging makes what’s left of my natural teeth hurt.
ESPN Chicago: Chicago Cubs Great Ron Santo Elected To Baseball Hall Of Fame -
About effin’ time.
Bravo, Golden Era committee. Shame on the Baseball Writers of America for sitting on their votes all these years.

That’s right— Hall of Famer Ron Santo. Long overdue.
Hoxton Street Monster Supplies -
Serving an apparent though not visibly obvious (to the unsuspecting mortal, human eye, that is) need.
What we don’t know or see can’t hurt us, though, right?
Right…? (via)

Induces an immediate, tangible and most marvellous sensation of the Heebie-Jeebies, quickly relieving all cases of Well-Being, Joy, Warmth and General Happiness. An agreeable substitute to the Collywobbles; may contain traces of mild peril. Contains boiled sweets and “The Heebie-Jeebies” by David Nicholls, a specially commissioned short story exclusive to Hoxton Street Monster Supplies.

Our marvellously strong Fang Floss is invaluable in cleaning where traditional sticks and brushes can’t reach, removing all common forms of fang-matter, including: brains, gore, bones, viscera, entrails, seaweed, toffee, and much more. Ideal for the 21st Century monster who believes chomping through flesh and bone shouldn’t have to put a crimp on post-mauling socialising. This spool can be carried easily in a pocket or a pouch, leaving both hands free to floss.
(Images: Hoxton Street Monster Supplies)
Chock-full-of-info blog for screenwriting consultants and script coverage service Coverage, Ink, who just announced the 1st, 2nd and 3rd Place winners in their 2011 Writers on the Storm Screenwriting Contest.
Okay, so you’re too late for this go-around. But if you’ve got that next great screenplay in you, or if that last draft is in various stages of creative disrepair and abandonment in your real or virtual desk drawer, maybe it’s time to dust it off and work it into fighting shape for WOTS 2012, which is around the corner.
In the meantime, consider submitting that or any script to CI for analysis. Reasonable, competitive rates, as well as insightful, constructive commentary… if I do say so myself. [Full disclosure: I’m one of their analysts— so request JT if you’re so inclined].
All right, enough shilling. We now return you to your regularly scheduled procrastination…
A growing collection of posters from the Occupy movement. Unlike the Tea Party, it’s nice to see we have artistic talent at work for the cause… and that we can spell. (via)

“The Beginning is Near” Artist: Alexandra Clotfelter

“What Part of Majority Don’t You Understand?” Artist: Noah Scalin