© Adam Zyglis (The Buffalo News/Caglecartoons.com) Even more painful to watch on the nationally-televised stage last Sunday. Still time, though. And there’s always Miami coming up.

© Adam Zyglis (The Buffalo News/Caglecartoons.com)

Even more painful to watch on the nationally-televised stage last Sunday.

Still time, though. And there’s always Miami coming up.

Not much to love. The world watched, Mayor Shameberg.

Not much to love.

The world watched, Mayor Shameberg.

McSweeney's: Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar And Punctuation

English class as the new stand-up:

6. The bar was walked into by the passive voice.

I hold myself to a higher standard than others do… With that in mind, I wanted to remedy a few minor issues that come with 40 years of preaching rock ‘n’ roll.

Paul Stanley of KISS reflecting on his recent vocal cord surgery as only Paul Stanley could frame it.

Amen, brother.

LA Times: 'Family Circus' Comic Strip Creator Dies At 89

Who hasn’t read Bil Keane’s strip? Condolences to Bil, Thel, Billy, Dolly, Jeffy and P.J.

Sample of Bil Keane's 'Family Circus' comic strip from the 1970s featuring Billy looking at Bil's photo in a photo album wondering, "Mommy, how did Daddy get little?"
(Image via Familycircus.com)

GOOD: In Los Angeles, Transforming Guns Into Art

Peace forged from machines of violence. (via)

"Angel" statue forged from guns collected during a Los Angeles-based anti-violence campaign (Image: Zak Stone)
(Image: Zak Stone)

(Image via U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs)

(Image via U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs)

The Great Brandversations

Truth is, your competition is more integral to your own branding than you’d like to think.

Micro logo mashups from graphic designer Stefan Asafti. (via)

Brandversations: Corporate logo mashup from graphic designer Stefan Asafti: Pepsi logo comprised of mini Coca-Cola logos (Image © Stefan Asafti)

Brandversations: Corporate logo mashup from graphic designer Stefan Asafti: Burger King logo comprised of mini McDonald's logos (Image © Stefan Asafti)
(Images © Stefan Asafti)

VICE DEAN LAYBOURNE: Your 24 hours has expired. I need an answer, Troy. Are you ready to join the elite brotherhood of guys who fix air conditioners?

TROY: I’m sorry, Vice Dean, but… I realize no one’s better than anyone else. Some people are better at sports — and then there are magicians — but… I was put on this earth to do something… else.

VICE DEAN LAYBOURNE: So you’re going to be, what, a plumber?

TROY: No, I’m not going to be a plumber either, because they have to deal with poop.

from Community (Season 3, Ep. 6 — “Advanced Gay”)
We have a variety of all liquors served in strange containers. We are packed with celebrities— the fun ones. We also have cock fights and strippers. And guess what…? We don’t have a sign, so good luck finding the place. But if you do, you’ll be lucky because we’ve also got donkey shows, Motley Crüe and cake.
Frank Reynolds, in his “virus” video for Paddy’s Pub, on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Season 7, Ep. — “The Anti-Social Network”)