“The Rule Book - Rule #19: How To Dress For The Cubs’ Season Opener” - Rick Tuma/Chicago Tribune Illustration
(Image: Chicago Tribune)

“The Rule Book - Rule #19: How To Dress For The Cubs’ Season Opener” - Rick Tuma/Chicago Tribune Illustration

(Image: Chicago Tribune)

And So Begins Year 104…

Official MLB logo for Opening Day 2012. Image: Chris Creamer's Sports Logo Page
… with a loss.

In a sport steeped in tradition, the Cubs refuse to break with their own: Solid Starting Pitching, Weak Bats, Weaker Pen.

But tomorrow’s another game. (Image: Chris Creamer’s Sports Logos)

Refinery29: Hole Up! 17 Of The Best Dive Bars In L.A.

“Dive” is relative, but a decent list, including:

Jumbo’s Clown Room

Jumbo’s is set up like a strip joint, but nudey-phobes need not worry because the burlesque dancers are only scantily clad, and actually put on a pretty impressive performance. The place packs up fast, so either go early to uniquely kick off the night, or end up there super late for serious kicks. 

Plus, the dancers use props.

Not that I’d know for certain. A friend of mine told me. Regardless, the name alone is worth a drop-by. (via)

Exterior photograph of Jumbo's Clown Room, a burlesque dive bar in Hollywood, CA. Photo: Jumbo's Clown Room.

Interior photograph of Jumbo's Clown Room, a burlesque dive bar in Hollywood, CA. Photo: Jumbo's Clown Room.
I mean, seriously… How could not want to at least investigate a marquee like that? (Images: Jumbo’s Clown Room)

Adweek: Etch A Sketch Declares Itself Apolitical In New Ads

True to form, there’s no such thing as bad publicity. Uneraseable political gaffes, however… No amount of campaign spin’s gonna Bigfoot this one away.

How’s that free market capitalism tastin’, Mitt?

New print ad from Ohio Art Company and their "Etch A Sketch," taking advantage of the recent publicity surrounding the Mitt Romney presidential campaign gaffe equating the candidate's "reset" attitude regarding the upcoming general election. (Image: Ohio Art Company)
(Image: Ohio Art Company/Team Detroit)

What a dick!
Robert Quarles, from Justified (Season 3, Ep. 11 - “Measures”)

“Introducing The Marshall Fridge”

Yes, the knobs “go to 11”… But is that Celsius or Fahrenheit? And the company’s marketing geniuses could’ve at least put Beck’s inside. Jeesh. (via)

Photos of new "Marshall Fridge," refrigerator made with authentic Marshall parts and facing. Top Image - Front Facing; Bottom Image - Refrigerator  Interior
(Image: marshallfridge.com)

LA Times: Peter Bergman, Comedian In Firesign Theatre Troupe, Dies At 72

Image: The Firesign Theater's "How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When You're Nowhere At All?" Album cover, 1969In college, I pretty much committed “The Further Adventures of Nick Danger” (from TFT’s 1969 LP — How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When You Aren’t Anywhere At All) to memory.

Trippy stuff even for the early 80s. Bergman voiced Lieutenant Bradshaw.

LB: Just a friendly word of advice, Danger.

ND: Yeah, what?

LB: Don’t go stickin’ your big nose into police business.

ND: Sure, Lieutenant. Is that all?

LB: No! Don’t talk with your mouth full.

ND: Okay, Bradshaw—

LB: And don’t fidget while I talk to you.

ND: Sure, Lieutenant—

LB: And stop tracking mud across my nice clean floor!

ND: Okay!

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It feels like my asshole’s on fire.
Dr. Steve Brule, from Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (Season 2, Ep. 2 - “Pleasure”)

LA Times: Ralph McQuarrie, Artist Who Created The Look Of STAR WARS, Was 82

For a teenage kid with artistic aspirations (and who ate up everything STAR WARS back in the early days), McQuarrie’s work was the awesomest of awesome.

Rest in Paint, Master McQ.

Artist Ralph McQuarrie's original STAR WARS concept and production illustrations - Han Solo and Greedo Cantina Scene
McQuarrie’s take on the Han Solo/Greedo Cantina scene. (Image © Lucasfilm Ltd.)