Posts tagged funny

Oh, no… It’s getting a little nippy out. Not a good time to start turtling.
Mr. Fuller (The Stripper), from New Girl (Season 1, Ep. 10 - “The Story of 50”)
Just dawned on me that the stuff should be called Teethpaste. You don’t apply it to just one tooth.
Joe Dubstyle
“Things That Reportedly Taste Like Chicken” - GraphJam
Mom’s always good for an email forward chuckle.

“Things That Reportedly Taste Like Chicken” - GraphJam

Mom’s always good for an email forward chuckle.

“The Secret Language of Men”
As noted on p. 1372 of the operating instructions.
And yes, I considered referring to it as the “manual,” but I’m currently overdrawn on my pun account. (via) 

“The Secret Language of Men”

As noted on p. 1372 of the operating instructions.

And yes, I considered referring to it as the “manual,” but I’m currently overdrawn on my pun account. (via

And I have done the same, my good man… laughing at this. (via Turbo’s email forward)

And I have done the same, my good man… laughing at this. (via Turbo’s email forward)

“Stars and Stripes Forever” - John Twomey on The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson

Happy Hard-Farts of July! (via)

“Don’t Talk - Angry Voicemail PSA” - Alamo Drafthouse Cinema (via)

Indignant, inconsiderate assholes apparently aren’t limited to the state house in Austin.

Texter, delete thyself.

The Wacky Packages Web Site! (dot com)

Baseball cards didn’t do it for me as a kid. There was an obligatory albeit brief comic book phase, but then I met MAD Magazine (my dad was a fan – he’d even kept a few of his teenage favorites).

Wacky Packages seemed like an extension of MAD… and they came with bubble gum.
Three vintage "Wacky Packages" stickers: Chock Full 'o Nuts and Bolts, Minute Lice and Dull Pineapple (Images from The Wacky Packages Web Site!)
Satire, parody and gross-out humor will always own my funny bone. (Images: The Wacky Packages Web Site!)

Ivan Cobenk on Kevin Bacon: Extended Cut - Logitech

More of a good thing isn’t always as effective. Sure, the concept is clever as hell, but the originally aired cut reminds us how smart creative decisions and editing can transform clever into brilliant.

Although it doesn’t necessarily remind us what the commercial’s trying to sell.