Oh, no… It’s getting a little nippy out. Not a good time to start turtling.
Just dawned on me that the stuff should be called Teethpaste. You don’t apply it to just one tooth.
“Things That Reportedly Taste Like Chicken” - GraphJam
Mom’s always good for an email forward chuckle.
As noted on p. 1372 of the operating instructions.
And yes, I considered referring to it as the “manual,” but I’m currently overdrawn on my pun account. (via)
“Stars and Stripes Forever” - John Twomey on The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson
Happy Hard-Farts of July! (via)
“Don’t Talk - Angry Voicemail PSA” - Alamo Drafthouse Cinema (via)
Indignant, inconsiderate assholes apparently aren’t limited to the state house in Austin.
Texter, delete thyself.
Baseball cards didn’t do it for me as a kid. There was an obligatory albeit brief comic book phase, but then I met MAD Magazine (my dad was a fan – he’d even kept a few of his teenage favorites).
Wacky Packages seemed like an extension of MAD… and they came with bubble gum.
Satire, parody and gross-out humor will always own my funny bone. (Images: The Wacky Packages Web Site!)
“Business Card Confirms That Real-Estate Agent Is Eddie Money” - The Onion Radio News
Ivan Cobenk on Kevin Bacon: Extended Cut - Logitech
More of a good thing isn’t always as effective. Sure, the concept is clever as hell, but the originally aired cut reminds us how smart creative decisions and editing can transform clever into brilliant.
Although it doesn’t necessarily remind us what the commercial’s trying to sell.