Start your day by heading down to the corner to pick up a morning paper, grab a boosted smoothie… and throw a seed bomb.
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Green? Really?

What is brown green doing for you? Every little bit helps. (via)
“Sex Galaxy” Trailer - Mike Davis (Director/Producer)
100% recycled vintage porn/cheesy sci-fi mash-up. The trailer’s scrubbed of the naughty bits, but it doesn’t take a rocket scientist man to fill in the blanks. Campy goodness. (via)
Conspicuous Conservation
$109K electric Tesla Roadster; Whole Foods’ $50 organic cotton T-shirt. Related: checkbook environmentalism.
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It’s not just for St. Patrick’s Day anymore.

Just can’t, in good conscience, add a link. The site’s menu is good for a chuckle, though:
Opt out of receiving a phone book, yellow pages or white.
Phone book? Seriously, when was the last time you opened a phone book to search for a number? (via)