Posts tagged holidays
“Thxgiving” - © Matt Wuerker (via)
Wuerker’s quickly becoming one of my favorite editorial cart— Oh, hold on… my phone’s ringing… Look, I’m going to have to take this, so…
Semi-conscience
All right, so I broke down and donated most of my appearance fee for last year’s Qaddafi New Year’s Eve party to a worthy charity.
Yeah, I said “most.” I mean, c’mon… there’s a Recession on.
Besides, I killed that night, so I deserve a little sump’n sump’n for the effort.
Happy Paçzki (Pronounced: "Punchski") Day
If you’re in Poland, you celebrate “Doughnut Day” on Fat Thursday, the last Thursday before Lent. In the U.S., especially in areas with higher Polish populations (Chicago, Buffalo and Detroit, for example) you’re gorging on Paçzki on Fat Tuesday (like, right now).
So what’s Paçzki…? It’s an old world Polish pastry filled with sweet wonders. Not a donut in the strict Dunkin’ sense, but equally awesome in your belly.
Yum.
“Rudolph, with your nose so bright… couldn’t you have at least found me a Howard Johnson’s that’s open all night?”
Belated tip of the kerchief and cap to WiQ 2.0 for the anonymous email forward.
"Putting The CHRIST Back Into Christ-Mas"
An “augmented” traditional artificial Christmas tree designed to remind celebrants who the holiday’s all about (for $199.99).
The lapsed Catholic in me can only sigh and say, “Oh, Jesus,” still confident that the Nativity set/Créche double-team in homes throughout the world handles the reminding just fine.
The CHRIST-mas Tree I. (Image © Boss Creations)
Mach II features an “All new design with an illuminated cross feature”… for $399.99. Heavens.
Black Friday, from SNL
All the more reason to remain in the bunker this Friday.
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