Posts tagged screenwriting

GRAHAM: You were attacked by a pateint who was formerly under Doctor Lecter’s care. The patient died during the attack. The report said he swallowed his tongue.

DR. DU MAURIER: It wasn’t attached at the time.

from Hannibal (Season 2, Episode 12 — "Tome-wan")

Hey, Screenwriters! Coverage Ink's "Get Repped Week" Starts NOW!

From my pals over at Coverage Ink, the "Cream of the Crop" in screenplay analysis, development and editing (I didn’t say it, Creative Screenwriting Magazine did) —

It’s “GET REPPED WEEK!”

Submit your feature-length script or TV pilot from now until midnight 7.10.14, and all scripts scoring a “Consider” or better are GUARANTEED a read by a top Literary Manager for consideration for possible representation! Wha…?

Read it again. I know, right? This is a sweet opportunity (and a great deal to boot, because CI’s analysts are awesome), so do it!

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She doesn’t want money. Margaret, listen… Sugar Plumb, these people are lost and on drugs, and they have venereal diseases, and it’s not for you.
Mona Sterling, from Mad Men (Season 7, Episode 4 — "The Monolith")

"Interstellar" Trailer - Warner Bros.

All systems go for sci-fi boner launch…

New deal — you’re both under arrest, since you’re a fugitive and you’re a dick.
Raylan, from Justified (Season 4, Episode 8 — "Whistle Past the Graveyard")
Yeah, well, if I wanted the government in my uterus I’d fill it with oil and Hispanic voters.
Britta, from Community (Season 5, Episode 2 — "Introduction to Teaching")
Did you hear the joke about the two black guys and two white guys who walked into a police station? The two white guys came out.
Winston, from New Girl (Season 3, Episode 7 — "Coach")
What’s a library? Is that like a big Kindle?
Social Bankruptcy Advisor, from Portlandia (Season 4, Ep. 3 - "Celery")
Chang, you cannot be on the committee if you’re going to be actively insane.
Annie, from Community (Season 5, Ep. 7 - "Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality")