I always claim that the writer has done 90 percent of the director’s work.
I’m sorry she’s dead, man. That sucks. But bein’ alive kinda sucks sometimes, too. It’s hard bein’ alive, ain’t it?
I’m happy that this was all filmed, so I can remember everyone and what we did. I worked for a paper company all these years and never wrote anything down.
Funny, for such a genius, you’re awfully handcuffed.
BARISTA CARRIE: Rule #1 — No chatter at counter.
BARISTA FRED: Uh, no bathroom use before you order.
BARITSA 1: Don’t even knock on the bathroom door.
BARISTA FRED: Yeah, of course there’s someone in there taking a huge shit… We make COFFEE.
WYNN: But even if I were looking for a partner, which I’m not by the way, it would have to be someone I could trust.
BOYD: Well, you can trust me.
WYNN: But I don’t even trust the way you just now said I could trust you.
DESIREE: Is that really what you want to play?
ANTOINE: I’d like to be able to play it.
DESIREE: I like what you play, Antoine.
ANTOINE: You’re not tired of it? I mean, compared to this, my shit is simple.
DESIREE: Go ahead. But I don’t think you’re gonna be happy gettin’ good at sumpin’ you don’t love.
We’re men, Schmidt. The only time a man is allowed to think of another man is when that man is Jay Cutler.