
My inner 8-year-old desperately hoped to find Swanson’s Beans and Franks on the list.
Snubbed.
That retro delicacy remains a fond suburbu-culinary memory… and a few micrograms of residual plaque on my narrowed arteries.
And one you should:
The persistent pain in the ass that is your ________.
(Fill in the blank to your specific circumstance)
‘Eco-friendly strategies for making the holidays healthier for you — and the environment.’ (via WebMD)